tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-139605712008-08-17T20:05:15.750-07:00by Leo Damascus and Aurthur GeminiLeohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04023321170957892420noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13960571.post-1119749764822014782005-06-25T18:35:00.000-07:002008-04-27T01:44:28.125-07:002008-04-27T01:44:28.125-07:00Starring: Leo, Gemini , and Bobo<br /><br />- It's saturday. We find the stars of our story at their house. Not a lot is happening... yet.<br /><br />Gemini: We need a pet, Leo.<br /><br />Leo: No, we don't.<br /><br />Gemini: Aw, come on, Leo! Wouldn't it be cool to have a dog or something?<br /><br />Leo: No.<br /><br />Gemini: It's because I'm black, isn't it?<br /><br />Leo: You're not black, Gemini.<br /><br />Gemini: Predjudice lies! I'm getting a pet, whether you say I can or not! (stomps out of the room)<br /><br />Leo: ...<br /><br />- Time passes until the next day.<br /><br />Leo: Ah, the newspaper. Let's see what... Oh no. GEMINI!!!<br /><br />Gemini: What?<br /><br />Leo: The newspaper says that a monkey was stolen from the zoo last night! Did you have anything to do with that!?<br /><br />Gemini: A little.<br /><br />Leo: What do you mean by "a little!?"<br /><br />Gemini: Meet Bobo!<br /><br />Bobo: (starts jumping on the couch) *monkey noises*<br /><br />Gemini: Isn't he great?<br /><br />Leo: Get that thing off the couch!<br /><br />Gemini: I knew you'd like him!<br /><br />*knocking noises from the door*<br /><br />Leo: Ah crap. Listen, I'll get the door; you hide the monkey!<br /><br />Gemini: Now where would I hide a monkey?<br /><br />- After a lot of thinking and looking around for a hiding place, Gemini finds one that suits him. Then, Leo opens the door to find the next door neighbor, Leonardo Di Caprio.<br /><br />Leo:Oh, hello.<br /><br />Leonardo DiCaprio: Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. My coffee maker broke. I was wondering if I could use yours.<br /><br />Leo: Sure. It's in the kitch...<br /><br />Gemini: Psssst! (Whispers to Leo) The monkey's in the kitchen.<br /><br />Leo: Er... I'll go brew you a cup.<br /><br />- Leo heads into the kitchen to get the coffee. There, he finds the monkey dancing over the coffee maker.<br /><br />Leo: What are you doing, you stupid monkey?!?!?! Get out of here!!!<br /><br />Bobo: (runs away from the coffee maker) *sinister monkey sounds*<br /><br />- Leo brews a cup of coffee for Leonardo Di Caprio, unaware of the sinistry that the monkey has prepared. Then, he takes it in to Leonardo Di Caprio, who takes it without question.<br /><br />Leo: How is it?<br /><br />Leonardo DiCaprio: (sips the coffee) This tastes kinda funny... (sips more) ... in a good way... (sips more) ... that makes me feel ... (gulps coffee madly) ... PRETTY COLORS!!!<br /><br />- And so Leonardo Di Caprio jumps up, and starts dancing wildly, swinging his arms left and right to a nonexistent beat.<br /><br />Gemini: Wow! He dances just like Bobo!<br /><br />- And sure enough, at that same moment, Leo realizes that the monkey is doing the exact same dance. Leo goes to investigate and discovers a discarded bag containing remnants of LSD next to the coffee maker.<br /><br />Leo: STUPID MONKEY!<br /><br />- Meanwhile, back in the livingroom...<br /><br />Gemini: You guys look like you're having fun! What's your secret?<br /><br />Leonardo DiCaprio: My secret... is that I'm not really a guy. I just want a whole bunch of girls to like me, so I trick them into thinking I'm a guy. Shhhhhh; don't tell! (laughs in a way only a drugged moron would laugh)<br /><br />Gemini: Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I drank that coffee. (sips the coffee) Hmm, nothing happened. (sips some more)<br /><br />Leo: (running into the living room, yelling) That monkey put brain frying LSD into the coffee!<br /><br />Gemini: Does that mean I have to stop drinking it?<br /><br />Leo: Naw. You got nothing to fry.<br /><br />Gemini: Okay then. (sips more coffee)<br /><br />Bobo: *angry monkey sounds* (starts clawing angrily away at Leonardo Di Caprio's face).<br /><br />Gemini: Bad Bobo!<br /><br />Leo: Holy crap! Your monkey is killing him!<br /><br />- Leonardo Di Caprio runs blindly around as the monkey continues to claw at his face. Eventually, he winds up tripping and landing with his head in the toilet, where he drowns.<br /><br />Leo: And so passes Leonardo Di Caprio.<br /><br />Gemini: At least he died in the least degrading way he could have.<br /><br />Leo: What are you talking about?! He died upside down in a friggin' toilet!<br /><br />Gemini: I said he died in the least degrading way <span style="font-style: italic;">he</span> could have.<br /><br />Leo: ...<br /><br />- Thus ends an eventful weekend with Leo and Gemini.<br /><br />*wild clapping from the audience*<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(Note: The people who portray the characters in Leo and Gemini are nothing like the characters they portray.)</span>Leohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04023321170957892420noreply@blogger.com